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Ice Age movie

Hats off to 20th Century Fox. Through a marketing campaign which can be considered nothing less than astonishing, the studio has managed to convert Ice Age from an adequate (but hardly superlative) example of family entertainment into one of 2002’s handful of must-see movies. Put this one alongside Star Wars, Episode II, the 20th James Bond film, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and The Two Towers on the list of movies that seemingly everyone is aware of. The reason is simple: a computer-generated squirrel who has a hard time hiding his acorn.

Wisely, the previews for Ice Age only give glimpses of the pedestrian main plot. Instead, they center on the devilishly clever, exceedingly enjoyable interludes featuring the aforementioned rodent in situations and circumstances that recall the great animated work of the recently departed Chuck Jones. In fact, it got to the point where I was becoming irritated by the movie’s main plot - I wanted to see the squirrel again. All told, he makes about five appearances (totaling maybe 10 minutes of screen time). The rest of the movie is concerned with the escapades of a woolly mammoth, a sloth, a sabertooth tiger, and a human baby who tries unsuccessfully to be as cute as Monsters Inc.’s Boo.

Discounting Final Fantasy, which was aimed at a much different audience, Ice Age is the eighth Hollywood-financed computer animated film. It follows in the wake of, and borrows liberally from both of 2001’s blockbusters, Shrek and Monsters Inc. In fact, if Ice Age hadn’t been in development before those movies arrived in multiplexes, one might be tempted to argue that the screenplay for this film took elements from its two immediate predecessors, jumbled them together, then dumped them out in the middle of a frozen tundra. Kids, of course, will love Ice Age. Adults will be entertained, but no more. The film doesn’t quite succeed as well on both levels as last year’s Dreamworks and Disney/Pixar productions do.

The time period is the Dawn of Man. The dinosaurs have long since vanished from the Earth, and an ice age is fast approaching. The animals, at least most of them, are headed south for the long, hard winter. Among the exceptions are the industrious, frustrated squirrel, and three larger mammals: Manfred the Mammoth (voice of Ray Romano), Sid the Sloth (voice of John Leguizamo), and Diego the Sabertooth (voice of Denis Leary). These three have banded together on an unlikely quest: return a lost human baby to his tribe. However, while Manfred and Sid have the best intentions, Diego is pursuing his own agenda, which includes turning Manfred into dinner.

The contentious relationship turned to warm friendship between Manfred and Sid is virtually identical to that of Shrek and Donkey. The bonding that goes on between the animals and the baby recalls the way Boo worms her way into the big, bad monsters’ affections. But, despite the many plot similarities, the humor and sophistication of Ice Age never quite reaches the level of the other computer animated endeavors - except on those occasions when the squirrel is on screen. Also, the quality of the animation is a notch lower. It’s not bad, by any means, but it’s a definite step backwards, often more resembling the look of a computer game than that of a big budget motion picture.

Vocal casting is a critical element of any animated movie, and Ice Age gets it two-thirds right. The mistake is Ray Romano, whose trademark low-key delivery turns Manfred into a walking invitation to doze off. He’s boring; the word “animated” hardly seems to apply. Fortunately, Manfred’s dullness is more than adequately counterbalanced by John Leguizamo’s off-the-wall portrayal of Sid. One could make a case that Leguizamo is more effective here, where we don’t see his face, than he has been in any of the outings where we have seen it. Denis Leary offers an interesting portrayal of Diego - there’s not a hint of sarcasm or irony in the performance. Leary, in an unusual move, plays it straight.

Ice Age’s director is Chris Wedge, whose only previous experience behind the camera was making an animated short called “Bunny”. His first foray into feature filmmaking is successful, although Ice Age is not a standout in the still-small subgenre of computer animated films. It’s perfectly acceptable family entertainment - the kind of movie that parents can take their children to without worrying about inappropriate content (for either the youngsters or the adults). And, sometimes, that’s about all you can ask for from a movie.
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie

For more than three decades, How the Grinch Stole Christmas has been a holiday season television staple. The 22-minute cartoon, based on the book by Dr. Seuss and narrated by Boris Karloff, has enchanted multiple generations of children (not to mention adults), and, even with its ready availability on video, it still draws a sizable viewing audience every time it is broadcast. With the possible exception of the Peanuts Christmas Special, no other seasonal program is as beloved and respected as this venerable classic. So, in deciding to transform it into a 90-minute, live action motion picture, director Ron Howard has taken a sizable risk. There are undoubtedly those who will view the movie as a sacrilege of the most heinous kind.

To Howard’s credit, he has worked hard to keep the spirit of the animated Grinch intact. The text of the Dr. Seuss book is in place, although a great deal has been added to pad out the running time. In addition, the songs from the TV show have also been incorporated into the film, although the movie version of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” could have used a little less livening up (the simple rendition in the cartoon is preferable). The bright, colorful set design impresses, effectively translating the happy hamlet of Whoville from the cartoon world to the fantasy-reality one. Of course, one might legitimately ask why, if so much attention was being paid to replicating the animated look and feel in a live action medium, this movie was deemed necessary in the first place. The answer, of course, is money - How the Grinch Stole Christmas is likely to make a lot of it. That doesn’t mean it’s a bad film - in fact, it’s quite entertaining - but commercial, not creative or artistic, considerations have brought it to the screen.

The movie opens with nearly one hour of background material about the Grinch and Whoville that was not in either Seuss’ book or the TV special. We learn all sorts of interesting tidbits designed to fill in supposed “holes” in Grinch lore (not that anyone really noticed). We come to understand why the Grinch hates Christmas (it has more to do with bad childhood experiences than with a heart that’s two sizes too small), why he has it in for the Mayor of Whoville, and why Little Cindy Lou-Who finds his soft spot so easily. Finally, at about the film’s two-thirds point, the narrative switches over to following the book letter-for-letter, and we get a strikingly faithful re-creation of the cartoon. There is a difference in tone between the two portions of the film - the part that follows the book is smoother, has considerably more narration, and consistently rhymes, while the remainder has a “tacked on” feel. Children, however, won’t notice, and the shift isn’t glaring enough that it will bother most adults - even those who have sat through the TV special countless times.

Of course, How the Grinch Stole Christmas‘ big selling point isn’t nostalgia or great production values - it’s Jim Carrey. Buried beneath Rick Baker’s flexible makeup, he’s a dead ringer for the cartoon creature, but, although he isn’t physically recognizable, there’s no doubt who’s under all of the green latex and hair. Recently, Carrey has been working on developing a reputation as a serious actor, but, in concert with Me, Myself & Irene, How the Grinch Stole Christmas allows him to get back to the kind of antics that made him famous in the first place. His off-the-wall performance is reminiscent of what he accomplished in The Mask, except that here he never allows the special effects to upstage him. Carrey’s Grinch is a combination of Seuss’ creation and Carrey’s personality, with a voice that sounds far more like a weird amalgamation of Sean Connery and Jim Backus (Bond meets Magoo!) than it does Karloff.

The character to benefit the most from the fattened script is Little Cindy Lou-Who, played by charming newcomer Taylor Momsen. Cindy becomes the Grinch’s advocate in Whoville, the only one who sees the goodness buried deep within. Like the three ghosts in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, she represents the catalyst that transforms the cold-hearted Grinch from a Scrooge into the holiday’s biggest advocate and most devout celebrant. Momsen is wonderful in the part; she manages to be cute without being insufferable - a difficult task for a young actress who probably got the job because she was more adorable than the other would-bes vying for the role.

Aside from Carrey and Momsen, the other actors don’t leave an impression. Jeffrey Tambor plays the Mayor of Whoville, a man whose grudge against the Grinch goes back to when they were both eight years old. Christine Baranski is the woman who has had a secret crush on the Grinch since before his self-imposed exile to Mount Crumpet. And Molly Shannon and Bill Irwin play Little Cindy’s parents. The narration is spoken by Anthony Hopkins, who uses his rich voice to set a non-threatening tone. How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a fable; it is designed to be funny and uplifting but never scary, no matter how frightening the title character might believe himself to be.

Putting aside the question of whether the movie is necessary in the overall scheme of things, How the Grinch Stole Christmas represents a solid hour and a half of genuine family entertainment. Unlike most live action movies making a similar claim, there is no toilet humor (apparently, Dr. Seuss’ widow had something to do with that), making this a refreshingly “clean” comedy. For Carrey, whose caged energy is released, this falls just short of a tour de force. Last year, he became Andy Kaufman; this year, it’s the Grinch. He brings animation to the live action, and, surrounded by glittering, fantastical sets and computer-spun special effects, Carrey enables Ron Howard’s version of the classic story to come across as more of a welcome endeavor than a pointless re-tread.

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Horton Hears a Who movie

Of all of Horton’s endearing qualities, this charming and chubby critter created by Dr. Seuss is faithful 100%. While taking this character from book form to a full-length feature film might be an elephant-sized task, the filmmakers have also managed to stay faithful to everything good and engaging about this whimsical creature.

Horton’s (voice by Jim Carey) role in the jungle hierarchy is to introduce the young animals to the world around them. Most parents are thrilled with his enthusiastic teaching methods. But Mama Kangaroo (voice by Carol Burnett), who orders around the other inhabitants of the tropical forest while “pouch schooling” her joey (voice by Josh Flitter), would gladly discredit his educational endeavors. As a result, when Horton thinks he hears a sound coming from a tiny speck of dust that he catches on a clover blossom, she is quick to condemn him in front of the others.

However, Horton won’t be deterred from what he believes. Protecting the flowering stalk with his oversized and versatile ears, he finally makes contact with the Mayor (voice by Steve Carell) of a miniscule town located on the speck. Even though the members of the jungle community and the citizens of Whoville both refuse to acknowledge the other’s existence, Horton and the Mayor are committed to finding a protected place for the microscopic municipality to dwell. As Horton deals with heckling from his friends, the Mayor tries to convince his wife Sally (voice by Amy Poehler) and his son Jo Jo (voice by Jesse McCartney) that he is not completely cuckoo.

Much like the Seuss book, it’s possible this animated version will appeal to both children and parents who find themselves in theater seats. While the youngest of audience members may be frightened by some cartoon violence, moments of peril, and the Mayor’s misadventures in a dental chair, this film steers clear of all but a couple of brief potty humor jokes and some repeated name calling.

So whether viewers simply sit back and enjoy the story or look for deeper meanings in the message, Horton Hears a Who! is a creative and clever reminder that people’s perspective can be easily limited if they only believe what they see, hear and feel. Still, the most admirable aspect of this playful pachyderm is the kind and gentle way in which he forgives the faults of others. Not always an easy thing to do when you have a memory like an elephant.

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High School Musical 2 movie

One of the biggest surprise hit movies of 2006 was not one shown theatrically, but shown directly on the Disney Channel. High School Musical was the most unexpected of hits, drawing the highest audience in the channel’s history, and shortly snowballed into an even more unexpected phenomenon with top 40 hit singles, merchandising, and even a concert tour and Disney On Ice show.

It became almost too inevitable that a sequel was to be made. And a year later, indeed it was, becoming an even bigger hit and setting a cable ratings record for a young audience when it first premiered August of 2007. Now High School Musical 2 is available to own on this Extended Edition DVD.

The school year has ended and summer begins for the East High Wildcats. The school’s drama queen (both figuratively and literally) Sharpay Evans (Ashley Tisdale) needs a partner to defend her title as Razzle Dazzle champion of a talent show at Lava Springs Country Club, where she spends her summers with her family, including her brother and partner-in-crime Ryan (Lucas Grabeel).

Sharpay sets her sights on basketball jock Troy Bolton (Zac Efron), who is currently struggling with how to make money for college and spending time with his newly-minted girlfriend Gabriella Montez (Vanessa Hudgens). However, her plan to score Troy as summer job at the country club stumbles a bit when he promises to give Gabriella, best friend Chad Danforth (Corbin Bleu), Chad’s girlfriend Taylor McKessie (Monique Coleman), as well as many of their fellow classmates, jobs as well.

Upon arrival, Troy and his friends decide to enter and perform in the talent show together. Not one to accept anything less than exactly she wants, Sharpay immediately conspires with grouchy manager Mr. Fulton (Mark L. Taylor) to make Troy’s friends miserable and to keep him and Gabriella apart as much as possible. As a way to lure Troy into the show, Sharpay plans to use her family’s wealth and influence to land him a basketball college scholarship, playing for the prestigious team, the Red Hawks.

Soon enough, Troy becomes increasingly distracted by what she plans to offer him and it soon causes a rift between not only him and his friends, but him and Gabriella as well. On top of that, Ryan, who’s seemingly become traded up by Sharpay for Troy, decides to switch sides and enter the talent competition with the Wildcats. Now it’s up to Troy to make a choice and decide what really matters more to him in the long-run, his friends or a chance to be financially secure for college.

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Hoot movie

An environmental preservation message movie poorly disguised as a routine family film, “Hoot” has big ideas, but a lousy way to sell them. It’s an amiable enough motion picture with great performances from the three teenage leads, but the adults insist they’re in a cartoon, destroying any chance the movie had to make a bigger point about the decimation of Florida’s landscape.

When his family moves from Montana to a small Florida community, Roy (Logan Lerman) has trouble adjusting to his new surroundings. Fascinated by a barefoot runner he spies from his school bus, Roy heads into the woods and meets Mullet Fingers (Cody Linley), a runaway who spends his days trying to thwart a pancake restaurant corporation (fronted by the always shrill Clark Gregg) from building their 100th restaurant on a plot inhabited by burrowing owls. With help from the rebellious Beatrice (Brie Larson) and the dimwitted cop Delinko (Luke Wilson), Roy finds his purpose in these owls, hoping to stop the demolition before it’s too late.

“Hoot” is a flavorless family film with lot on its mind, but no real insightful ideas on how to convey it. Based on the novel by noted Floridian conservationist Carl Hiaasen, “Hoot” is a clear-cut tale of animal welfare, coated lightly with themes of friendship and combating injustice. Compared to the average family film experience, it’s wonderful to see a story that at least has something positive to give kids weaned on fart jokes and crotch-based comedy.

In the hands of writer/director Wil Shriner, “Hoot” stays frustratingly earthbound. A longtime vet of television, both in front of and behind the camera, Shriner keeps the ambition of his script very small, and paces it with the same lethargic movement that accompanies a blazingly humid Florida afternoon. “Hoot” has all the technique and emphasis of the average Disney Channel cable film, and Shriner can’t seem to get the picture out of first gear. His efforts to spice up the action with slapstick backfire because he’s hired Luke Wilson to be the comedian here, and the actor is no Jerry Lewis. He’s not even Juliette Lewis, who I would’ve taken rather than watch Wilson try to sell zany absurdity with his increasingly irritating puppy dog face and three-margarita vocal speed.

Shriner is more assured with his young cast, who carry the film with more skill than any of the adults. The performances by Lerman, Larson, and Linley (they would make a great law firm) are unexpectedly sharp, partially because they’re drawn as real kids, not cookie cutter iPod-n-skateboard punks, and also because the plot asks them to care about something real. Lerman especially impresses with his acting, believably emoting a real sense of passion with his owl protection mission and confidence in his entanglements with the local bully.

Also frustrating is Shriner’s directorial scope, which does almost nothing with the endless beauty of Florida. The filmmaker sticks to his indoor and woodsy locations tightly, rarely opening up the film to let the sunshine in. Shriner leaves the soundtrack by Jimmy Buffet (who also co-stars) to do most of the heavy lifting in setting the Florida feeling, eventually coming down to a personal taste issue over Buffet’s music. Personally, I think the singer’s cover of Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” should be classified as a biohazard, but that’s me.

In the final act, “Hoot” starts to act more as it was intended: as a stern lesson on the overdevelopment of Florida. Like a kissing cousin to the John Sayles film, “Sunshine State,” “Hoot” has something to say about big business stomping in, looking to steal grandeur away in the pursuit of a buck. Still, it’s hard to take “Hoot” that seriously, even when its heart is in the right place. Shriner just doesn’t have the skills yet to turn lightweight scuffle into heavyweight preaching without bringing down the whole production.

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Hook movie

Playing a seven-inch Tinkerbell with pixie wings and pointy ears, Julia Roberts reminds the grown Peter Pan (Robin Williams) that the trick to flying is thinking happy thoughts. You get the feeling that the high-priced talents involved in Hook, including Dustin Hoffman in the villainous title role, are thinking profit participation. In updating Peter Pan for the Nineties, Steven Spielberg front-loads this $80 million epic with big stars, big sets and really big special effects (even Captain Hook’s croc nemesis is humongous). The film has been engineered for merchandising potential and the widest possible appeal — note the conspicuously multiethnic Lost Boys. What’s missing is the one thing that really counts: charm.

Spielberg triumphed with E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind because he gave the characters in those classic fantasies room to insinuate themselves. In Hook he takes an insistent tone more appropriate to an Indiana Jones adventure than to the J.M. Barrie fable about the fear of growing up. You leave Hook feeling mauled, which may be dandy for those who see movies as the next best thing to theme parks. Though the film occasionally hints that the story is a Freudian hallucination, those moments merely suggest the witty spectacle that might have been if Spielberg had guarded his vision as diligently as his investment.

Peter Banning (Williams) is a workaholic with a trendily dysfunctional family. His wife, Moira (Caroline Goodall), and children — eleven-year-old Jack (Charlie Korsmo) and seven-year-old Maggie (Amber Scott) — take a back seat to his real-estate deals. Peter would rather cuddle his phone than his kids. Resentful Jack draws a plane crashing, providing parachutes for everyone but his father.

“Peter, you’ve become a pirate,” says Granny Wendy (Maggie Smith, luminous even behind layers of old-age makeup) when Peter and family visit her in London. The past is a blank for Peter; he has forgotten that when he was twelve, he decided to stay with Wendy, who then placed him with American parents. He doesn’t know that he’s the Pan whom Barrie had immortalized and Wendy had loved. Wendy tells him the truth after Hook kidnaps Jack and Maggie from Wendy’s house. With Tink sprinkling the pixie dust, Peter flies to Neverland to find his kids, defeat Hook and recover the child within himself.

Williams is a hoot — though out of character — when he leers at Tink (”You’re a teeny thing, lovely legs though”) and disses the Lost Boys (”What’s this, a Lord of the Flies preschool?”). But Spielberg keeps crowding him into sentimental corners. He’s another selfish yuppie who learns to care. You could have titled his story Regarding Peter.

Hoffman dodges the weepie trap, but then he has his own writer (it’s the latest in star perks). Not content with the James V. Hart script, he brought in Malia Scotch Marmo (Once Around) to develop the Hook character. Sporting a British accent and a Bill Buckley hauteur, Hoffman’s Hook plots the “ultimate revenge” — making Peter’s kids love him as a father. Aided by his first mate, Smee (Bob Hoskins), Hook organizes baseball games and other activities for Jack. Little Maggie, like all the women in the film, is introduced only to be ignored. Though Roberts does her best playing a flickering special effect, she’s given so little to do that she could be accused of loitering.

Meanwhile, Williams dons Mary Martin drag and flies around Neverland trying to recapture his lost youth. It’s a lovely sequence, expertly shot by Dean Cundey (Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Showing the allure of Neverland to stressed-out adults should be a natural for Spielberg. Instead, he buries the conflict between freedom and responsibility in the clutter of food fights and clanking duels. Maybe Spielberg thought he had to justify the expense of the Neverland set and Hook’s warship. With John Williams’s score as relentless backup, Spielberg delivers action but no momentum. What’s exciting at first grows numbing with repetition.

At the climax, Spielberg tries to regain his footing with tear-jerking tactics, especially the gratuitous murder of a child. When Tink tells Peter he’ll always be in her heart, “in that place between asleep and awake,” it’s Spielberg’s wishful thinking. No matter how much cash Hook earns, it will take more than pixie dust to fly this overstuffed package into our dreams.

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Hoodwinked movie

Someone’s stealing cookies from the cookie jar, or at least the recipes for them. As a result, snack shacks and goody shops are being forced out of business all over the woods at an alarming rate. With the populace is in an uproar, Chief Grizzly (voice by Xzibit) and his deputy (voice of Anthony Anderson) are anxious to catch the thief.

They think they might have found the culprit when an incident at Granny Puckett’s cottage leaves them with four suspicious characters: The Wolf (voice by Patrick Warburton), Red (voice by Anne Hathaway), The Woodsman (voice by James Belushi) and Granny (voice by Glenn Close) herself. After a brief investigation, the chief is ready to book them all and throw them in the slammer. But Nicky Flippers (voice by David Ogden Stiers) isn’t sure they have the whole story yet. Questioning each of them separately, the detective gets a quadruple serving of perspectives as each one of the characters relate their activities over the past 24 hours. With the new information on his plate, Nicky tries to deuce the real story and uncover the Goody Bandit.

Considering the success of the Shrek franchise, it is not surprising fairytales are becoming popular material for movie scripts. Like Shrek, this screenplay runs on two levels, mixing jokes aimed at adults with childhood humor. However, it manages to do so without sinking to the use of sexual innuendo or potty jokes. In fact, the only real concern is the violence that occurs when the Goody Bandit finally gets cornered. He (or she as the case may be) straps a character to a cable car full of dynamite and engages the help of some thugs when the law starts to move in. Other incidents of peril turn out to be little more than a logical misunderstanding once the facts come out.

Although the movie makes some references to other tales, this spoof on Red Riding Hood is built on the retelling of the same incident four times. Luckily, the directors do an excellent job of making all the puzzle pieces fit and tying up all the ends. They also break common stereotypes, give fresh life to well-established characters and introduce some new animals to the story including a yodeling goat (voice of Benjy Gaither) who is under an evil spell.

A snitching sheep and some mild insinuations of trafficking behavior (muffins instead of drugs) will likely going over the heads of youngsters making Hoodwinked fresh take on an enchanted folk story that is apt to engage older children and their parents alike.

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